Ironicbastard

In the beginning, there was a man. Hmm… wait… let me try again…

In the beginning, there were many men.  And most of them were idiots, while the rest of them were stupid. Yup, that sounds just about right.

After countless generations,  some men (but never women) were born who were slightly less stupid than the rest. Don’t get me wrong, they were not intelligent, but two degrees less of dumbness than the rest.
When they finally realized they were different, they tried to show the other members of the pack that they can be more than animals. Unfortunately, 5 of them got beaten, 2 were raped and the last one was served as desert that evening. Basically, they failed and gotten themselves kicked in the ass many, many, many times.
After a few decades of sore buttocks, they decided to fight back. Unfortunately, the slight increase in brain power led to a great decrease in physical strength. So a direct fight was not possible. Therefore, they invented the word “RELIGION”. And then they smiled.
Time passed, and a while after the bodies of those aforementioned  were completely rotten underground, someone else came up with yet another genius idea. Tired of so much stupidity and people eating dirt all the time, he invented the word “EDUCATION”. And then he smiled.
So people started going to all kind of schools. General school, high school, school of life, school of rock,  and so on. And things were working as best as you could hope for. Which basically means, they were learning as much as a monkey could. How much can you ask from a monkey, after all.
Still, some people were not yet satisfied with how little the “sheeple” around them understood some things. Although being educated by the book, they lacked a certain “je ne sais quoi”.
And by “je ne sais quoi” i mean a flickering light of common sense to guide them through the seemingly endless and dark world of bullshit that surrounded them. So, they invented IRONY and his close cousin, SARCASM. And then they smiled